May 2013
deke-it-like-datsyuk:
things to put on my resume
i have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio
George R.R. Martin on writing women:
Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
damngruchy:
hailthelordylordypicca:
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
cassjaytuck:
SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO
dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
suspu:
if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
avengedatthedisco:
how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul
biologytextbook:
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
